Droolish: Sleep & Relaxation Podcast

45 Minutes of Saying Goodnight To Various 1980's Baby Names [sleep 🌧️]

November 11th, 2019  |  48 mins 32 secs

funny, insomnia, offbeat, sleep, weird

Joey is not afraid to try new things. This latest episode he sticks to his roots and says 'goodnight' in multiple fashions to over 500 names. Is your name mentioned? If you are born in the 1980's, chances are it's mentioned. Maybe all we need to go to sleep is to hear your name from a soothing voice. Note: this was an idea created because he woke up after 2 hours of sleep and couldn't get back. The goal: To help you relax and sleep, plus if he tells someone to sleep, maybe it will be easier.

NFL Picks Week 10, Anti-Power Rankings, Upset Picks [💤 time]

November 7th, 2019  |  1 hr 20 mins

insomnia, nfl, relaxation, sleep, sports

This episode features my mildly-amusing and ill-informed NFL week 10 picks and predictions. I review week 9 results (Big yikes). I also go over my anti-power rankings in which I review my top ten worst NFL teams heading into week 10 of the NFL. This is primarily used for semi-entertainment WITH THE GOAL to turn your mind off and focus on the background white noise paired with my sleep-inducing voice to create a relaxing, calm, and stress-relieving experience. All sports analysis is a bonus :).

I Did 30 Days of Sports Betting: Here's What Happened [rip bankroll 🌧️]

November 6th, 2019  |  1 hr 5 mins

experiments, gambling, insomnia, sleep, sports

What happens when you take an ADHD host with a poker background and thrust him into sports betting for 30 days? Starting with $____ I decided to take the plunge into using sports modeling and machine learning to (hopefully) find profitability. Did I lose it all? Don't worry, skip to 50 min mark for the results. Psst...this is a sleep and relaxation podcast, so good luck trying to not fall asleep as I discuss my findings over the soothing sound of my voice and relaxing rain sounds.

NFL Picks Week 9, Anti-Power Rankings, Upset Picks [💤 time]

October 31st, 2019  |  1 hr 29 mins

insomnia, nfl, relax, sleep, sports picks

This episode features my mildly-amusing and (semi) ill-informed NFL week 9 picks and predictions. I review week 8 results (Strongest week since week 2). I also go over my anti-power rankings in which I review my top ten worst NFL teams heading into week 9. This is primarily used for semi-entertainment WITH THE GOAL to turn your mind off and focus on the background white noise paired with my sleep-inducing voice to create a relaxing, calm, and stress-relieving experience. All sports analysis is a bonus :).

Laugh More, Sleep More, Random Thoughts [worst or best ep ever 🌧️]

October 30th, 2019  |  1 hr 3 mins

comedy, insomnia, off-beat, rants, stream of consciousness

Adults laugh about 10 times a day, compared to 300 for children. I had an epiphany and it's been a while since I talked about the podcast/life/thoughts that we all probably need to hear. Not going to lie, this will either be the best or worst episode of the podcast. I talk about how/why this came to be, relate it to the podcast and shed some light on a few future projects I'm eager to get involved with more. Keep in mind, my voice and the podcast's purpose is to help you fall asleep and relax. Close your eyes, listen to the soothing sounds of nature and let my voice curb your insomnia.

Note: My long-windedness and loss of thought might have something to do with the Sativa (or maybe that's me).

NFL Picks Week 8, Anti-Power Rankings, Upset Picks [💤 time]

October 24th, 2019  |  1 hr 22 mins

insomnia, nfl, relax, sleep, sports picks

This episode features my mildly-amusing and ill-informed NFL week 8 picks and predictions. I review week 7 results (heating back up). I also go over my anti-power rankings in which I review my top ten worst NFL teams heading into week 8. This is primarily used for semi-entertainment WITH THE GOAL to turn your mind off and focus on the background white noise paired with my sleep-inducing voice to create a relaxing, calm, and stress-relieving experience. All sports analysis is a bonus :).

NFL Picks Week 6, Anti-Power Rankings, Upset Picks [sooth rain & sleep 💤]

October 9th, 2019  |  1 hr 25 mins

insomnia, nfl, nfl picks, self, sleep

This episode features my mildly-interesting, yet ill-informed NFL week 6 picks and predictions. I review week 5 results (very sad, but not too bad). Even better, I go over my anti-power rankings in which I review my top ten worst NFL teams heading into week 6. This is primarily used for semi-entertainment WITH THE GOAL to turn your mind off and focus on the background white noise paired with my sleep-inducing voice to create a sleep-inducing and stress-relieving experience. All sports analysis is a bonus :).

Facebook Privacy, Assumptive Marketing [rants + 🌧️ 💤]

October 8th, 2019  |  1 hr 7 mins

facebook, insomnia, rants, sleep, social media

Facebook is getting a bit too fresh with their ads. They track and monitor our behavior, and while it can be argued that it's a good thing, there should be a line drawn somewhere. Maybe I'm just annoyed by assumptive marketing, I break down some Facebook insights and read through the hundreds of Facebook demographic targeting methods for your (mild) amusement. If that doesn't make you fall asleep, my yawn-inducing voice along with background rain and fire sounds will do the trick (fingers crossed)

NFL Picks Week 5, Anti-Power Rankings, Upset Picks [rain outside 💤]

October 3rd, 2019  |  1 hr 30 mins

football, insomnia, nfl picks, sleep, sports

This episode features my mildly-interesting, yet ill-informed NFL week 5 picks. I review week 4's prediction results (very sad, but not too bad). Even better, I go over my anti-power rankings in which I review my top ten worst NFL teams heading into week 5. This is primarily used for semi-entertainment WITH THE GOAL to turn your mind off and focus on the background white noise paired with my sleep-inducing voice to create a sleep-inducing and stress-relieving experience. All sports analysis is a bonus :).

NFL Picks Week 4, Anti-Power Rankings, Upset Picks [yay + 💤]

September 26th, 2019  |  1 hr 27 mins

football, insomnia, nfl picks, sleep, sports

This episode features my mildly-interesting, yet ill-informed NFL week 4 picks. I review week 3's NFL prediction results (shameful). Even better, I go over my anti-power rankings in which I review my top ten worst NFL teams heading into week 4. This is primarily used for semi-entertainment WITH THE GOAL to turn your mind off and focus on the background white noise paired with my sleep-inducing voice to create a sleep-inducing and stress-relieving experience. All sports analysis is a bonus :).